June Makes a Friend at the Miscellanarium?

Good day on this beautiful April 13th morning (or afternoon or evening or night)!

Here’s my April #BlogBattle entry for the word: JURY.

This is a continuation from last month’s miscellanarian word prompt. June stood in a long line of hopefuls who wanted the job of the now deceased miscellanarian (who died with the word ‘spoon’ spelled backward on his forehead, poor man).

There are mysteries beyond the miscellanies in the Miscellanarium. (say that 5 times fast! haha), and June is going to get wrapped up in this plot brewing in my head. I’m so excited for the possibilities of this odd story and the chance to poke at the oddities of June’s world. In my head, the plot forming has Warehouse 13 meets Aurora Teagarden vibes. Or maybe The Librarian meets Aurora Teagarden. 🙂 Either way, I think it’ll be fun! I’ll mostly be writing this 1st draft during Blog Battles, but I might throw in some extra story bits in between. It’ll be so fun! 🙂

So, now that June has entered the Miscellanarium, she’s literally and figuratively made it past a threshold. Today’s story is short but meets the prompt by a hair! I might write more in the next week or two, because I’ve got more in my head about this jury word, but I don’t have a bunch more time at the moment.


June Makes a Friend at the Miscellanarium?

by Rachael Ritchey

Stories in relief-carved walls reaching into forever and a ceiling replete with stained glass skylights made the interior of the Miscellanarium foyer feel like a resplendent cathedral, a place of beauty and solemnity.

“Keep moving,” a gruff man’s voice barked at June, yanking her wondering mind back to the stark present of her circumstances.

She gulped down the awe and nerves building in her throat and attempted a weak smile at the security guard. Before her was an aisle created by a set of long red velvet ropes strung between brass poles. The floor’s gigantic, tiled star pattern had the feel of ancient Rome but the modernity of the current century.

“Miss, move along now,” the guard said with a little more gentleness than before.

“Yes, sorry.” She rolled her shoulders back, took a deep breath and gripped her notebook with both hands. Striding down the makeshift aisle with all outward semblance of confidence, her insides quaked and her stomach flipped.

“Welcome to the Miscellanarium, Ms.—?”


“Ms. Lenderfrith,” the tall smiling redhead said while looking down at her tablet, scrolling through what appeared to be a list of names. “Yes, I see you here.” She looked up and her smile bloomed, bright white teeth perfectly aligned. “Welcome to the Miscellanarium. Is this your first visit here?”

“No.” She watched the redhead’s eyebrows raise. It was a rare treat to be invited into this sanctuary of knowledge. Come on, June! Keep it together. Be polite. “That is, I came once with my grandfather when I was four. I don’t really remember it except that it was fun.”

“Fun?” Her eyebrows remained pointed upward.

“Uh, yes, in the educational way.” June nodded as if that’d explain that and relieve the wrinkles in the pretty woman’s forehead.

“I’m teasing you, Ms. Lenderfrith,” she replied, her face morphing into one of mischief. Conspiratorially, she leaned in. “I think it’s fun here too.”

Immediately, June’s body relaxed, and she released her pent-up breath.

“Ms. Lenderfrith, I’ve been working here for two years and can attest to the fact that it is a dream job. My name is Corinn, by the way.”

“You had me worried there for a minute,” June said with a nervous laugh. “I’m so tangled inside, I don’t know where up and down or left and right go.”

“Relax. You’ll be fine. On the other side of this door is the jury you’ll sit before.”

The jury. June’s stomach tightened at their mention and stared at the closed 10-foot doors. The Miscellanarium’s jury was well-known for their harsh and stark judgments, but no one gainsaid their final call on anything. The seven judges on the jury had only been known to be out of unity in one case, and that had ended in disaster.

“Don’t worry, Ms. Lenderfrith. If I could do it, so can you.”

“You had to sit before them?”

“Oh, yes. Everyone who works here does. It’s part of the interview process. They seem intimidating, but they’re really just a bunch of softies. And if they still make you nervous, just imagine them in their underpants.”

June laughed, shaking her head. “That’s the oldest suggestion in the book. Surely you have a better one than that?”

“There are other ways to help allay the nerves, surely, but that one is my favorite. I imagine Judge Binkly in boxers with little hamburgers all over them and wearing a tie with a fake mustard stain.”

June burst out laughing while Corinn’s mouth puckered into a pert smile with laughter in her eyes. “It’s true. Just give it a try.”

“Thank you, Corinn. I think I needed that. And, please, call me June.”

Corinn’s smile turned genuine and she reached out to grip June’s arm. “Chin up, June. You’ll do great.”

“Thanks,” June said with a nod before facing the door and taking a deep breath.

The doors swung open, and June took a tentative step forward to challenge her future dreams.

And that’s where we end for now! I wonder what June will imagine about the judges of the jury. Maybe she’ll have some other nerve-coping mechanism that’ll kick in!

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Have a great day y’all!

16 responses to “June Makes a Friend at the Miscellanarium?”

  1. I love this world, Rachael! It has hints of the magical absurdities of the Harry Potter series. I’m glad we met a friendly face after the dagger-shooting glares of the old biddies! I hope to read more of this. 🙂

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    1. 🙂 Thank you, thank you! I’m definitely soaking up the encouragement, Joshua. Now, soon I am on to the next installment (that Jury isn’t going to way forever!). 😀


  2. Excellent story! I think this would be a book I’d pick up, it’s very silly and interesting at the same time. Excited to see where Ms. Lenderfrith ends up next time.

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    1. Thanks! That’s SUPER encouraging coming from you! 😀


  3. June’s quest continues in a riveting way. Her progress has the feel of someone starting out on a heroic quest encountering all manner of characters on the way. The inclusion of the slightly subversive Corinn was an interest turn, as June might have been expecting increasing levels of intimidation as she moved along.
    Looking forward to her encounter with ‘The Jury’ and learning more about the events and consequences of the Jury being ‘Out of Unity’.

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    1. Thanks, Roger! I can see that heroic quest angle too! Thanks for putting it into words and reading! ❤ 🙂

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      1. I’m sure June’s progress is going to be interesting.😀

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  5. Not only am I looking forward to more installments because this is a such an interesting premise, it’ll be fun to watch your thought process as this plays out. 🙂 June is a relatable character, able to smile at the guard and soften him up even as butterflies whirl in her stomach. And hopefully Corinn will show up again. The comment about how the jury was out of unity only once – and the consequences – is quite intriguing. Maybe we’ll learn about it in a future installment? Great hook of an ending!

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    1. Aww, thanks AE! You’ve caught on all the parts that matter most, I think. 🙂 I like June. She’s a bit quirky, too nice for her own good, and she’s braver than me! Hmmm, yes, that one vote the jury made…well, I think it could play well into the plot! Now to figure out what it was exactly that happened. lol And the ending, I wanted to tie it up but leave it open for the next part, a bit like a chapter or section break. 🙂 THANKS!

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  6. Another prompt becoming a book in waiting Rachael. Just said the same on Abe’s entry.

    A nice use of Jury in this Miscellanarian world of yours. I’ve also heard that anecdote to undo people in positions of authority too. Levels the playing field, as it were, by undoing the power play a bit. Are we to assume June will be successful, or is that extract saved for next month?

    Really enjoying this mini series so do keep going. If nothing else its Anthology II material based on BB stories hah

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    1. Thanks, Gary! Haha, yes, and I’ve never been able to do it. I keep thinking it’d be hilarious to me if I could. I’d have to get creative with all the undies I’d imagine. Someone would be sure to be standing there with nothing but a skillet. lol June’s position is tenuous moving forward, but I’m excited to see how she progresses! I’m glad you’re enjoying it! ❤

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      1. I gathered her position isn’t guaranteed already lol. Are we finding out next month? I think quite a few are now serialising. For those hitting the top end of the word count you could write a book just via here in twelve months haha.

        Is your friend compiling one this time?

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        1. Not sure! I haven’t plan-planned anything other than a vague overview. haha But you’re so right! If we’re writing to that 2000 word limit, it could easily be a full book by year’s end! I love when that’s another component of BB.

          Yes, my young friend will be writing another story (but maybe not compiling). I think I should convince him to set up his own blog page. 🙂

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          1. I said that last time. If he likes writing then he should as it a good way to practice and get feedback. Maybe the book thing should be added to the page bio 😂😂

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            1. Yes, you did! 😀 He is refusing to do it, but maybe I’ll keep bugging him. 😉 Actually, I think you’re right! We should suggest that to participants as part of the page bio! ❤

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