A #BlogBattle Story By Bekah
Have you ever wondered what it is like being bald? Well I can tell you this: If you think bald people complain that they want hair, you are wrong. Everyone with hair complains more.
Everyone would assume that bald people want hair, but I don’t! I don’t need hair to put up, get in my face, have to worry about it getting too long, or getting it cut. I like my shiny head the way it is.
See, I don’t have cancer or any disease that makes me bald. I am myself. Now my family doesn’t like my choice about this, and I am about to go to college. How many college students do you think are bald? None, right? So that makes me no normal no-haired man.
Whenever I enter somewhere someone tells me, “Oh, I feel sorry for you. Hope you make it.”
“I don’t have cancer.”
“Oh . . . um, then goodbye,” they would say and walk awkwardly off.
There are good and bad reasons why I am bald but that’s not a GOOD example.
“Don’t you ever wish you had hair?” my sister would say.
So I replied snarky, “Don’t you ever wish you didn’t? No hair in the way what so ever.”
She would look at me strange and walk out of the room. As you now know I am the awkward kind of no haired people that make other people leave the room. Normal people would say it isn’t something to be proud of, but I disagree.
Now HAIR, one word that I absolutely hate.
Does anyone actually wonder what the word hair means? Well Google says, “Any of the fine threadlike strands growing from the skin of humans, mammals, and some other animals.”
See this is why I don’t have hair, it’s just so disturbing. Ugh! What is it with hair?!